Garbology

Items: Clam Chowder label, Darrow Group business card, clip, AAA battery, cotton ball, twig, Q-tip, rubber-band.

The once was a man who liked to fling things from a rubber-band. He worked for the Clam Chowder label manufacturing business. He lived in a magical world where giant cotton balls ate people. Everyday he went out into the world hidding from giant cotton balls, scavenging for AAA batteries to power his clip that will save the humanity; once it gets the energy it needs. One day he was running away from a giant cotton ball looking for AAA batteries when he tripped over a twig and fell in mud. He pulled out a Q-tip and cleaned out his ears to get rid of the mud in his ear, he then took the twig he fell over and slung it at the cotton ball with his mad rubber-band slinging skills.As he was doing that he came upon a the AAA  battery he needed, so he rushed home as fast as he could used the Darrow Group business card he had on his desk to but the battery in place. Finally the clip came to life it flew through the world zapping all the giant cotton balls from existence. Just as the clip zapped the last cotton ball the battery that was charging it died and the clip fell into the bottom of the grand canyon. And that one person saved the day and his name was...... Bob.